A Vice Rarely Indulged

Worshiped at the shrine of Wal-Mart today…Now I must do some penance for exalting so false a god….I think no matter what happens, nuclear holocaust or revolution or plague or whatever, one will be able to find sanctuary at Wal-Mart….It will endure and prevail. When I want to feel as if I’m at the center of history and American culture–it’s Wally’s World all the way.